Why Bella Main wants to live on Mars

Because there might be new and interesting food there.

Why Jessie Leasure wants to live on Mars

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Why Dilara T wants to live on Mars

Overpopulation and the Plastic Vortex makes me not want to live on Earth. The movie \”Mars Attacks!\” may have contributed to my interest in other terrestrial locales.

Why Juliana Soto wants to live on Mars

Ahh…red skies, blue sunsets, vast Martian countryside. It\’d be interesting to follow a different moon calendar, I mean we would right? Would astrological birth charts need to be revolutionized?? Could we fill up craters with Earth\’s water to create the most awesome swimming pools ever? The idea that humans could catalyze life and evolutionary cycles on Planet Mars is also quite charming. I also just want to be the first rapper on Mars, but Missy Elliot will probably beat me to it.

Why Emile Mausner wants to live on Mars

Mostly I think a subversive presence is required. With colonists comes a need for activism, radical Martian activism. We cannot let a privileged group gentrify the beautiful red dust of Mars. Who is thinking about the ethics of terraforming? Who is thinking about the ethics of terraforming?! A manifesto of some sort must circulate its lava tube skylights and rocky terrain–I\’ll distribute a \”Little Red Dust Book\” pressure vessel to pressure vessel and hope to survive the cosmic radiation.

Why Yates Gibson wants to live on Mars

Did you know there are caves on Mars? That\’s where I\’d like to live. Safe, and isolated, with nothing but time on my hands, my only responsibility being to find peace with myself and the universe. I could live in there in that cocoon until I reached enlightenment, if ever, returning to earth and becoming a vessel for the inner peace of others; a kind of butterfly bringing hope to a dying landscape. But butterflies live short lives–maybe I should stay on Mars indefinitely.

Why Monica Trevino wants to live on Mars

Mars is beautiful and dreamy. It is also the planet of my zodiac, Aries. I have a peculiar gravitation to Mars; I feel like it should be my home planet. 🙂

Why sue jensen wants to live on Mars

Sometimes it seems we are already living on Mars!

Why donald nobles wants to live on Mars

paper. torn fold crumpled paper. printed, screened, stamped paper.

Why Mark Hodges wants to live on Mars

I wanna get a job in a Martian rock and roll band.