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Why Bella Main wants to live on Mars

25 JulyUTCbMon, 23 Jul 2012 16:59:15 +0000000000pmMon, 23 Jul 2012 16:59:15 +000012 2010

Because there might be new and interesting food there.

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Why Jessie Leasure wants to live on Mars

25 MayUTCbWed, 09 May 2012 18:35:56 +0000000000pmWed, 09 May 2012 18:35:56 +000012 2010

Welcome to the latest weight loss plan!!!! EVERYONE is talking about it!!! Who knew that the solution to all of your weight problems has been Earth\’s next door neighbor, Mars?!! Moving to Mars is clinically proven to cause IMMEDIATE weight loss!! Need to shed a few extra pounds?! Do it instantly by relocating to Mars!!! The reduced mass of the planet relative to Earth\’s mass causes less gravitational pull, which in turn ensures an easy 50 POUNDS of weight loss as soon as you step foot on the rocky, rusted terrain!!!! Call now and reserve your ticket to Mars, the planet of people who weigh less!!!!!!!!*

*weight loss does not include actual decreasing of body mass, improved fat-to-muscle-ratios, or decreased risks of diabetes, bone degeneration, or other health risks associated with obesity.

Why Dilara T wants to live on Mars

25 AprilUTCbMon, 30 Apr 2012 00:52:09 +0000000000amMon, 30 Apr 2012 00:52:09 +000012 2010

Overpopulation and the Plastic Vortex makes me not want to live on Earth. The movie \”Mars Attacks!\” may have contributed to my interest in other terrestrial locales.

Why Juliana Soto wants to live on Mars

25 AprilUTCbFri, 27 Apr 2012 02:14:30 +0000000000amFri, 27 Apr 2012 02:14:30 +000012 2010

Ahh…red skies, blue sunsets, vast Martian countryside. It\’d be interesting to follow a different moon calendar, I mean we would right? Would astrological birth charts need to be revolutionized?? Could we fill up craters with Earth\’s water to create the most awesome swimming pools ever? The idea that humans could catalyze life and evolutionary cycles on Planet Mars is also quite charming. I also just want to be the first rapper on Mars, but Missy Elliot will probably beat me to it.

Why Emile Mausner wants to live on Mars

25 AprilUTCbThu, 26 Apr 2012 12:06:53 +0000000000pmThu, 26 Apr 2012 12:06:53 +000012 2010

Mostly I think a subversive presence is required. With colonists comes a need for activism, radical Martian activism. We cannot let a privileged group gentrify the beautiful red dust of Mars. Who is thinking about the ethics of terraforming? Who is thinking about the ethics of terraforming?! A manifesto of some sort must circulate its lava tube skylights and rocky terrain–I\’ll distribute a \”Little Red Dust Book\” pressure vessel to pressure vessel and hope to survive the cosmic radiation.

Why Yates Gibson wants to live on Mars

25 AprilUTCbThu, 26 Apr 2012 09:50:53 +0000000000amThu, 26 Apr 2012 09:50:53 +000012 2010

Did you know there are caves on Mars? That\’s where I\’d like to live. Safe, and isolated, with nothing but time on my hands, my only responsibility being to find peace with myself and the universe. I could live in there in that cocoon until I reached enlightenment, if ever, returning to earth and becoming a vessel for the inner peace of others; a kind of butterfly bringing hope to a dying landscape. But butterflies live short lives–maybe I should stay on Mars indefinitely.

Why Monica Trevino wants to live on Mars

25 AprilUTCbWed, 25 Apr 2012 15:34:50 +0000000000pmWed, 25 Apr 2012 15:34:50 +000012 2010

Mars is beautiful and dreamy. It is also the planet of my zodiac, Aries. I have a peculiar gravitation to Mars; I feel like it should be my home planet. 🙂